You see, this clinic was once run by a different chiropractor. And left me a few treasures, aside from dead bodies. I have pamphlets from days of chiropractic yore, before stock images or even basic drawing skills. Allow me to present a few, in all their glory. Consider this the first in a series!
- It's your back...
Who drew this? More important, who modeled for this? Is this supposed to be a warning? It's your back... Keep it healthy, OR YOU COULD LOOK LIKE THIS!
Was it really necessary to have a nude model? I'm no prude, but the tushie is distracting me.
- Masha and Dasha... huh??
When you think of chiropractic, you probably think of low back pain, and Masha and Dasha the Siamese twins.
I wanna know who authorized this pamphlet. What intern created this? Who got fired? What chiropractor, trying to find material to help his patients understand the importance of spinal care, thought this brochure would clear up anything?
And there you have it. Stay tuned for more outdated chiroganda!